ALL iPhone Pictures are FAKE!

Many Ab, No Butt, indeed! Okay, we’re sick of seeing this thing, and all the Photochopped variations of it. C’mon, don’t act like you did when you saw the Inside Edition episode that totally exposed the tooth fairy for the fraud she is! You wanna know why this thing has “No buttons”? Because it doesn’t freakin’ exist!! We know that everyone wants it to be true, we do too. What with its fancy abilities to change the interface and show different buttons for you to touch via the touch sensitive screen based on backlighting in whatever interface you choose, not to mention its 1080p resolution and mind reading abilities (oh wait, that’s voice recognition, our mistake!)…who wouldn’t want that? So what if it retails for the GDP of Canada, we’ll take two, one for each ear (or hand)!

But here’s the bottom line, the thing is fake. Why is it fake, and why are none of the other sites talking about it? Those are not rhetorical questions, dear Apple fanatics…

Macworld Predictions

Everyone else is doing it, why shouldn’t we? Here’s the predictions…

Welcome and introduction, brief review of iPod/iTunes and Mac sales during the holidays, market share up (>5%), and iTunes continuing to dominate. Maybe take a pot shot or two at the Zune. While we’re talking iPods, let’s just bump the iPod up to a 120GB drive at the high end. Full screen iPods? We think so, and what better to go with full screen iPods than additional movie studios selling movies on iTunes?? And you know, while we’re adding more movies to iTunes, let’s go ahead and put the Mac Mini Pancake (iTV, although our name for it is better) on sale…and oh by the way, just because we’re crazy like that, how about some games to play on it (simple ones, similar to iPod and/or Xbox Live Arcade), and also, how about full support for YouTube and Google Video in the videos section (and we’ll add that to Front Row, too).

Now, let’s talk about the Mac…

Here Comes Macworld

iPhone, iTV, iAmSickOfAllThisWaiting!!!!

2 days, 6 hours and 53 minutes until the keynote, not that we’re counting…

There are some shots circulating of the booths getting setup…you can tell which one is Apple’s, as it is wearing a giant black turtleneck, just like Mr. Jobs likes to wear on stage! Beware the links to that site from some of the other guys, they have more ads than content (one of the many things we hate about lots of those other rumor sites).

If you aren’t already aware of them, our friends at aMobileME have lots of supposed pictures of the phone that made love to an iPod (that is going to be our codename for this thing).

As for the Mac Mini Pancake…err…iTV, we’ll just point you at the Wikipedia page for that thing for the time being.

Apple Recon – The Beginning

Are you sick and tired of the lame Apple rumor sites out there?

Tired of the sites that promise new postings, and never deliver?

Tired of the sites with their broken pages, flash ads, popups, and craptacular designs?

Well, we are too!

As the title says, this is going to be the start of something entirely new in the world of Apple rumors…